Well, The D.B. Cooper was a nice idea, however I don’t have any of the stuff I need, nor anything to do this all hallows eve.
I am however going to try for next year, so if anyone has a parachute, it would be awsome if I could borrow it.
Kelly is going as Agent Smith from […]

Well, I am going to make an effort to try to force myself to go to bed early tonight.
My neurologist said that the only other option from the Sonata was Buspar and after reading about it online, have decided that I might just tell them that I am well rested rather than put that nasty […]

Well, I Ghost Recon for the first time today. I have to admit, the graphics are pretty lame, but the gameplay is so good, you really don’t care too much.
In some ways, it’s almost better than counter-strike :0
It is like all of the Tom Clancy games in a sense of the set up period […]

I ust watched 28 Days Later, it was a pretty decent movie. I wouldn’t say it was totally profound although it did make me think alittle, however it was worth a watch at 01:30 on a monday morning (sunday night).
On another note, My wife is a bad ass. She freeked when I told […]

Ok, so I am racing some of my neurologically challenged vatos at a all bet’s off Knock down, drag out SETI war, and although I have a substantial lead in WU crunchage at this point, I am asking anyone who doesn’t care where there WUs are credited to use my e-mail addy (scott@digitalmadman.com)for the login […]

Woo Hoo, Hermes was found again, after a 66 year sabbatical it is back in the public eye, and guess what, Hermes is actually 2 NEO’s in close orbit around each other. HELLLOOOO! No wonder we lost it, it’s orbit is going to be a little bit unexpected if it is actually a binary […]

Apparently there is a geomagnetic storm today from a major solar flare, the biggest one since the late 1800’s.
Just thought you should know.

Oh! Left eye, so sweet, and somewhat egg shaped,
Your sclera so white, like that of a snowy day,
Not yellow with jaundice or sleep deprivation red
nor alien black or grey ‘cause it’s dead.
Your contempt for me burns through my vitreous,
as if it were mere saline from a tear!
My envy of your dominant position
turns me the same […]

“I bent my Wookie.”
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I am having Dim Sum tonight, and that makes me happy.
I half regurgitated a Levetiracetam, Septra, and Carbamazepine cocktail and that made me sad.
I hope the Dim Sum gets here soon, cause this tastes really bad.

Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential […]

Istanbul would be Constantinople, and Whistling In the Dark would be both a summer and winter Olympic Sport.
Also, we would all sit around on big fluffy pillows contemplating if Partical Man get’s wet, or if wet get’s him, while getting older than we’ve ever been, and realizing that we were even older.
I vote for them.

Ok, so I have been hanging around usenet more than usual over the past few days. Everything is still there. The only thing that really has changed is alt.flame.
There is nothing more sad, and depraved and, well sad than a newsgroup dedicated to creative insults, that is loaded with 1 line colorfull metaphores and racist […]

Imagine if all conflicts were fought and won solely on how many work units someone could crunch.
Think about it, you get in a dispute with your neighbors, and instead of going postal, bust out a rack of 40 1u Dual Opteron Systems in a BeowUlf Cluster.
I bet they would think twice before they started blasting […]