An ode to the Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays Controversy
Thursday, December 8th, 2005 Twas the night before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, when on the O’Reilly Factor
A pundit was yelling at a quiet detractor
“My stockings are hung from my Chimney with care!”
“You disagree with me Stewart?” Cut his mic; he’s out of here!
And Falwell was nestled snug in his bed,
With visions of Chavez, and Liberal judges, all dead,
He […]

